Menage-Tois….Threesomes, group sex, = Messy. Whether you’ve had 18 threesomes or had none (as of yet), things can get weird when there’s more than one person in the room. Think about how difficult it can be to order a pizza that three opinionated people can agree on, and now consider the fact that there are far more sexual scenarios than pizza toppings in this world. There are obviously, the vanilla types, who believe, a ménage à trois, or a sexual threesome, is still a really a bad thing. I wouldn’t recommend taking any advice from these sorts of people.
The thought of having a real life threesome with someone can be quite daunting, and it’s riddled with insecurities and confusions. What if your partner starts falling in love with the other person? What if twosome sex gets boring after experiencing the high of a threesome? What if you get left out? What if you freak out but don’t know how to back out? What if you get stage fright? Literally so many questions but there is only one legitimate way to find out But until then, here is an amateurs list of things to consider before considering having a threesome.
#1 – DO NOT PICK A FRIEND WHATEVER YOU DO! This is such a rookie mistake and it will end in you being either heart broken or you will end up never wanting to experience a threesome again. The most important part of the threesome process is choosing who your partners will be. Do you want to be with a guy and a girl? Two girls? Two guys? There are benefits and drawbacks to each. Sure, dicks are nice, but who doesn’t like playing with boobs? Either way, it will be a lot more fun if you’re attracted to both parties. And being bi is generally more fun anyway.
#2 – Expect for there to be a bit of awkwardness, at least at the beginning. Yeah, you’re in a situation where you’re aiming to sexually please two other people, and hopefully get some pleasure out of it yourself. That’s a lot of pressure to have to put on yourself.
#3 – there are so, many positions. Start off just focusing on one person, probably the one you’re more comfortable with. Kiss and caress each other until it progresses further. The third person will eventually join in somehow. For example, if you’re kissing one guy, the other guy will eventually start playing with your ass or tits and move on from there. Just be confident, relax and go for it. Everything will work out – and don’t worry, no one will feel left out. If you’re still nervous, here are a few positions that may tickle your pickle, or kiwi
double penetration, if its MMF (never tried this one myself, never will)
sail away, this one is FFM (What happens is that the man penetrates one woman with her legs over her shoulders. The other woman will be sitting on your face for oral sex. Now the woman receiving oral sex and the man can kiss…yummy.
Magic O. THIS ONES MY FAVOURITE! This one is great if both women you’re getting down and dirty with, have good chemistry together. One woman will be laying on her back while the other woman lays on top of her. They can make out, finger each other, explore each other’s bodies. Then the man enters the woman who’s on top, from behind. So, he’ll be performing doggy style while they’re getting it on. It’s very hot.
Oral AND Doggy, Oral and doggy
Doggy always feels amazing because the guy is able to hit juuuusst the right spot from that angle, and this is an easy position to give a blowjob to the other male. The best part is that if your mouth gets tired or you need to take a break from sucking to catch your breath, your hands are available to continue with a handjob.
Double blowjob. I’m not the biggest fan, but I know for sure most guys are. This can be pretty tiring for your mouth but just keep switching between the two guys, sucking one and playing with the other. A lot of guys will ask for this towards the end of the threesome because they want to cum on your face or in your mouth. AND THIS IS HOT HOT HOT.
Daisy chain. This one is another easy threesome position that’ll work out great if you all love and are good at oral sex. Essentially, you three are all going to be laying on your side, in the shape of a circle. The man will be giving oral sex to a woman, she’ll be giving oral sex to the other woman, etc. It’s like the circle of life, except better. And less messy
I can tell you, drink or two will definitely help. The last time I was invited into a threesome as a couple’s ‘unicorn’, (their third), it was all extremely casual. They cooked for me, we smoked, we had a few drinks…and the threesome wasn’t actually on the cards for that night, but it happened. And it was honestly the best thing I’ve ever experienced out of a relationship. I have never personally been in a relationship and had a threesome, but I would say that for anyone planning on having this sort of threesome, it’s important to think about possible jealousy factors. For better or worse, having a threesome with your partner is going to teach you a lot about how you experience sexual jealousy. Maybe you’ll be fine with it, but if the jealousy becomes too much, use your right to politely tell the others involved that you’re not feeling it. One of the best ways to control jealousy is to remember that this is a group experience to enhance your sex life, and focus on your partner’s pleasure as well as your own (more on that to come). Another important tactic in preventing jealousy is entering into a threesome only if you’re in a solid relationship where you completely and honestly TRUST your partner. So the be all and end all is, threesomes are awkward, they’re hot, they’re fun, they can bring you closer, and you will most likely feel like a different person when its all over and done with.
xoxo Laima Bean
